The year: 1991.
The setting: Sunny California.
Weather conditions: Perfect.
Bromance Factor™: Sweltering.
In case you haven’t figured it out already, this year’s Malentine’s Day treat is brought to you by our friend Point Break. According to Wikipedia, the film was originally set to star Matthew Broderick and Charlie Sheen, with Ridley Scott directing. Lucky for us, that abomination never saw the light of day.
Welcome back, sports fans! In the true spirit of Malentine’s Day, I think it’s high time we laid the bromance on THICK. So let’s start by checking in on our dashing heroes, in the short moments that led to their first fateful encounter.
I have emotions, I really do.
Hey kids! Want to buy some drugs?
The chompers of Keanu Reeves. If you stare at them long enough your eyes will orgasm.
When I hear the last name “Reeves” I think of Christopher Reeves, not Keanu. The only difference I see between the two actors is that Christopher is Superman of Metropolis and Keanu is a Superman of the grills. The actors have a lot in common, for example Christopher couldn’t feel anything below his neck and Keanu can’t feel anything above his neck. That is the only explanation for the pain-inducing grills Keanu makes during… Johnny Mnemonic!