In American Face-Off Round: 1 the winner was clearly Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale). Before he could raise his eyebrows in furrowed victory, I told legend of one man who could knock him off his oily faced pedestal. Yet, in spite of my endorsement of the challenger, there he sits exuding supreme confidence. He is emotionless, dare I say…plastic. But I digress, without further ado I give you the number one contender…
“Well Stu, I’ve gotta tell you, I had a lotta rough breaks out there, but I have a feeling in the end things are gonna go my way, huhuhuh yeaah.”
Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) is a rich, nice, and all round good guy living in New York City who, because of his grill prowess, can’t help but strut around with supreme confidence. Here he is out the gates hitting us with a basic yet well cooked grill. Note how the perfectly aligned eyebrows go hauntingly well with the angled stripes of his shirt. The man can accessorize with his face! Brilliant!
Meet Ozone (aka Adolfo ‘Shabba-Doo’ Quinones), the funkiest and freshest streetdancer in LA. Him and his friend Turbo (aka Michael ‘Boogaloo Shrimp’ Chambers) are gonna stop, pop and lock their way into grill infamy! But before they do that, they have to break with the likes of Franco the dance instructor and rival streetdancers Electro Rock. So sit back and be prepared to get served….amazing grillz that is!
“Is THIS your card?”
Nope! This is Deadfall, from the year 1993. Say goodbye to Michael’s little Biehns, because this is the last you’re going to see of him.
“Nobody handles garbage better than we do.”