As most people know by now, LeBron “King” James held a prime-time TV special/press conference to announce where he would be taking his basketball services last week. The King had spent his entire seven year career in Cleveland playing for the Cavaliers. He has also spent his entire life in Ohio since he was born and raised in nearby Akron. Let’s see if he made the “right” choice, or the “selfish” one.
Welcome to Roll Bounce. It’s no secret that I love this movie, and guess what? It loves us back, baby. That’s right. Maybe my love for it stems from the countless hours I spent in my local roller rink growing up. Or maybe it’s the multitude of grills strewn across this film. If I were a betting man, I’d put my money on both!
I’ve had this one in my back pocket now for a good long while. Kenny Powers (Danny McBride) could no longer be contained solely on my hard drive. He needed to escape and share his lively, effervescent spirit. So it is without further ado, that I mark my long awaited (I hope) return to the hallowed halls of Grill Wilson, with a little help from the one and only Kenneth Powers.
Meet Jimmy Norville, master of the swindle.
Meet Nic Cage, fresh out of the military and ready to spend some quality time catching up with his sweetheart. Please take careful note of his “I’m a chump” haircut. That thing’s going to change drastically in a minute here.
Let’s jump back to a time where your appearance could be summed up by your hairstyle, to a time where straight dudes wore earrings, to a little place not unlike Canada. I said jump, down on Jump Street.