Another Red Carpet Grillmiere is upon us and this time its Franco’s turn to party. He didn’t come alone though. John Lithgow was there, as well as his growing cranium. Harry potter rivals Rupert Grint and Tom Felton showed too, proving that grills heal all wounds. So lets get right to it.
The chompers of Keanu Reeves. If you stare at them long enough your eyes will orgasm.
When I hear the last name “Reeves” I think of Christopher Reeves, not Keanu. The only difference I see between the two actors is that Christopher is Superman of Metropolis and Keanu is a Superman of the grills. The actors have a lot in common, for example Christopher couldn’t feel anything below his neck and Keanu can’t feel anything above his neck. That is the only explanation for the pain-inducing grills Keanu makes during… Johnny Mnemonic!
Meet Abel Turner (Samuel L. Jackson), local LAPD psychopath police officer.
Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) and Slater (Rory Cochrane) are in deep thought alright…alright, alright.
Grant Grant (Michael Rooker) thinks that Nathan Fillion may be getting a little to much face time here at Grill Wilson. His movie Slither has more to offer than just Fillion, and he’s here to prove it. I know what you’re thinking…his name really is Grant Grant, I checked. Any movie with a double named character is fit for the full on grill analysis.
Hooray! Look who’s excited for the latest Presidential Deb! Here’s a look at last nights Presidential Debate, which I happened to watch for all the wrong reasons. Also, I’ll apologize in advance for the ghetto-ness of the photos. We’re sorry…